Starmer the Harmer must be getting really peeved at people taking his extremely rhymable name in vain, so has hit back by calling for the return of the sausages from Gaza during his speech at the Labour Party conference.
English humour. You can't beat it. Starmer is fish food on X. No wonder they hate the 'far right' English so much and wish to write us out of existence.
He's a hefty lad, and no doubt sausages are never far from his mind. It's an easy slip of the tongue to make. That said, I'm not really sure I would be too enthusiastic about the Gaza sausage option on the menu. They say you're better off not knowing how sausages are made. Currently I'm leaning away from anything with an Israeli or Ukrainian origin.
Too soon? There probably needs to be an equivalent phrase when your black humour includes organ harvesting from the recently droned. Of course the first question we should all be asking is "Is it kosha?"
You forgot to mention he is a jew. Please update your heading.
If you don't name the jew no dots can be connected.
Starmer the grannie harmer
Second tier Keir (© Telegraph comments)
“Hold my beer, said Commissar Keir”, a line from this great Dr McHonk-Honk takedown of Starmer: https://x.com/TheEyes2022/status/1839532845833785487
Taking the knee Keir
Swallowed a wasp Keir, © Allison Pearson https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-faces-growing-scandal-33713342
Careful, or Starmers Stasi, will pop over for a quick re-education beating.
English humour. You can't beat it. Starmer is fish food on X. No wonder they hate the 'far right' English so much and wish to write us out of existence.
Starmer’s no charmer
Starmer the armer
Starmer no disarmer
Starmer less farmers
Starmer the alarmer
Starmer snake charmer
Starmer performer
Starmer the former
No cheer Keir
Unclear Keir
Oh dear Keir
Keir the drear
Keir fear
Must Jeer Keir
Mere Keir
Schmear Keir
Kier no seer
Kier the smear
Kier the sneer
Kier the veer
One year Kier
Austere Kier
Kier no cohere
Kier the cashier
Insincere Kier
Thin veneer Kier
Cavalier Kier
Disappear Kier
Keir the jew Starmer
I just keep it simple and always call him Keir Stalin.
Short but sweet.
He's a hefty lad, and no doubt sausages are never far from his mind. It's an easy slip of the tongue to make. That said, I'm not really sure I would be too enthusiastic about the Gaza sausage option on the menu. They say you're better off not knowing how sausages are made. Currently I'm leaning away from anything with an Israeli or Ukrainian origin.
Too soon? There probably needs to be an equivalent phrase when your black humour includes organ harvesting from the recently droned. Of course the first question we should all be asking is "Is it kosha?"