Two Tier, Free Gear, No Beer Keir Calls For A Return Of The Sausages
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Two Tier, Free Gear, No Beer Keir Calls For A Return Of The Sausages
Starmer the Harmer must be getting really peeved at people taking his extremely rhymable name in vain, so has hit back by calling for the return of the sausages from Gaza during his speech at the Labour Party conference.
Let the Rhyme Wars begin. Starmer vs. the rest of us.
Update: This is now circulating on X. Love it.
Starmer’s no charmer
Starmer the armer
Starmer no disarmer
Starmer less farmers
Starmer the alarmer
Starmer snake charmer
Starmer performer
Starmer the former
No cheer Keir
Unclear Keir
Oh dear Keir
Keir the drear
Keir fear
Must Jeer Keir
Mere Keir
Schmear Keir
Kier no seer
Kier the smear
Kier the sneer
Kier the veer
One year Kier
Austere Kier
Kier no cohere
Kier the cashier
Insincere Kier
Thin veneer Kier
Cavalier Kier
Disappear Kier
He's a hefty lad, and no doubt sausages are never far from his mind. It's an easy slip of the tongue to make. That said, I'm not really sure I would be too enthusiastic about the Gaza sausage option on the menu. They say you're better off not knowing how sausages are made. Currently I'm leaning away from anything with an Israeli or Ukrainian origin.