Canadian Government Recommends Euthanasia For Santa: US Government Advises 'Avoid Russia As Too White, Too Male And Too Heterosexual For Prisoner Exchange'
Canadian Government Recommends Euthanasia For Santa: US Government Advises 'Avoid Russia As Too White, Too Male And Too Heterosexual For Prisoner Exchange'
It’s not exactly the Season of Joy and Goodwill to All Mankind for Santa Claus this year. He’s getting on a bit, it must be said and, spending much of his time in the Canadian High Arctic, the weather has been playing havoc with his arthritis, so he applied to the Canadian government for disability improvements to his sleigh. They replied offering him medical assistance in dying (MAID).
LOVE THIS!
I heard they wanted the reindeer put down because of their 'excessive methane emissions'.