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It’s 28.7 near Tokyo right now. Hot, yes, but not newsworthy.

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Jun 16Liked by Jaime Jessop

At least they haven't blamed Brexit.

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Given that there was actually frost on the ground here in the hills of Wales this past Tuesday, June 11th chances are that we're likely out of luck when it comes to the possible "record breaking" Hottest 3 Days. Evah™.

I wonder if the two named stenographers received bonus £ for writing this crap propaganda.

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Jun 15Liked by Jaime Jessop

“48 hour blast of sun”. In the UK in June a summer day has roughly 17 hours of daylight. Scaling from that says that for 48 hours of continuous sunlight, a day would need to be at least 68 hours long.

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Jun 15Liked by Jaime Jessop

Met Orifice predicting a heatwave?

Better get the thermal long johns out then!

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Jun 15Liked by Jaime Jessop

I hear…the climate is at the precipice of a virtual collapse of all previously known science. Space/Time continuums may be effected as well. Thankfully, the “news” peeps can help everyone navigate these psychotic scenarios with what is and what is not, actually true. Personally, I can’t wait to see what happens in the 5 lucky cities!!

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