Was There A Bad Batch Of Turkeys In Durham?

Or maybe Christmas puds? What else can explain why Durham Police attended 8 sudden deaths on Christmas Day 2022? In their own words:

Christmas Day 2022: 339 incidents, 339 people who needed our help.

Our first call came in just 11 minutes into the day; a catalytic converter stolen from a car parked on a Chester-le-Street industrial estate.

By the time the little ones were waking to open their Xmas presents at 6am, we had dealt with 62 incidents including a fight outside a Chester-le-Street pub.

And as people sat down to watch the King’s Speech after dinner, we were dealing with reports of an altercation in the street in Seaham, our 173rd call of the day. Thankfully, it turned out to be a false alarm.

Sadly we attended eight sudden deaths, we sorted out a parking dispute in Darlington, dealt with at least three road collisions and looked for two escaped horses in the south of the county.

Apparently, according to a FOIA request shown on the video with this tweet, there was an average of about one sudden adult death per day in England and Wales in the five years from 2016-2020. Those figures would have to be checked.

Mariana Vayanas 🌹 @TruTHGiRL__

📍8 sudden deaths on #Christmas Day. For all those that think it is normal and that it happens all the time at this rate here are some official stats for you! We usually average less than 1 per week!

If the above FOIA data is correct, then eight sudden deaths happening on Christmas Day in County Durham alone is cause for an urgent investigation I would have thought. Was it a bad batch of Christmas Turkeys . . . . . or something else? No mention on their website that Durham Police are investigating these deaths. Autopsies? Crickets. The BBC reports that they are ‘not suspicious’. Really? How do they come to that conclusion?

I wonder how many ‘non-suspicious’ sudden adult deaths UK police forces have attended in total over Christmas and the New Year?

We’re NOT going to talk about it:

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/124/042/926/playable/5af49c5a73a94bb2.mp4

The dogs agree. They’re not talking about it. My dogs are not talking about it either, mainly on account of the fact that I haven’t dropped dead, so they’re happy.