With the current crisis in Parliamentary democracy, where a minority of Muslim extremists have apparently threatened British MPs and their families with violent retribution if they do not get the Speaker to unconstitutionally force a debate in Parliament on a Gaza ceasefire, the government has initiated urgent talks with senior figures at the Office for National Statistics. After seeing that they obligingly reduced excess deaths in 2023 from around 30k to just 10k with their ‘new method’, Sunak has asked if they can do something similar with the Gaza death toll of 30k, as he is under intense pressure to call for an immediate ceasefire, not least from the mini Muslim Mayor of London:
If the ONS could declare that less than 10,000 people have died so far in Gaza, it might quell the Islamic extremist rabble just long enough for a permanent ceasefire to be negotiated by the UN (providing BoJo doesn’t show up to the proceedings of course).
Useful Goy, go and kill the Muslims... Zionism in a nutshell.
I've got some red heifers for sale... They're on a bridge. For sale too.
Could the ONS disappear Sunak? I would be very grateful.