Monty Starmer's Flying Circus Government

Remember Starmer’s inaugural speech as PM?

He promised to tread lightly on our lives and said that his government would be one of ‘service’ to the people:

Sir Keir Starmer promised to “tread more lightly” on the lives of voters during his first address to the nation as Prime Minister. Speaking outside 10 Downing Street following his landslide victory, he pledged that his Labour Government would be one of “service” and said he would “unite our country”.

So how’s that working out then? Here’s a few pointers:

/ Starmer labelled all the Southport rioters and protestors as ‘far right thugs’

/ Those involved in the riots faced immediate arrest, swift prosecution, sentencing and extraordinarily long jail terms, as did those not directly involved, but who made ‘unacceptable’ comments online.

/ Mad Miliband aka Mr Milibean shut down the North Sea oil and gas industry by denying operators future extraction licences and even cancelling existing licences.

/ Mad Miliband and Angela Rayner rode roughshod over locals objecting to the development of thousands of acres of farmland for solar panels by granting planning permission to the projects, which had previously been refused, citing ‘important national infrastructure’ to justify the about turn.

/ Mad Miliband lifted the moratorium on onshore wind turbines, so now even iconic landscapes such as the Lake District are threatened by the construction of acres of wind turbines and associated infrastructure.

/ Mad Miliband promised to cut energy bills by £300 - they’re going up in October by 10%

/ English councils are to be given the power to compulsorily purchase Greenbelt land at less than the market price in order to build housing. Presumably, these councils will then sell on the land with planning permission at a huge markup and thus make a considerable profit, which will then be used to provide vital services and reduce council tax bills (haha).

/ Labour released 1700 criminals from jail this week (many of them domestic abusers and violent and sex offenders) because of the overcrowding caused by their decision to jail people opposed to mass illegal immigration.

/ Labour MPs voted overwhelmingly to deprive 10 million pensioners of their £300 winter fuel payment, leaving them to face a winter of rising bills with less money to pay those rising bills.

/ Starmer’s government is set to preside over imminent huge job losses at Port Talbot and Scunthorpe steel works and at Grangemouth oil refinery - all to be sacrificed on the altar of Net Zero.

/ Starmer’s government threw the Whitehaven coal mine to the wolves by refusing to defend the company developing the mine against a lawfare suit jointly brought by Fiends of the Earth and a bunch of privileged, fanatical, middle class climate worriers (SLACC) from the South Lakes area (which is a lot wealthier than economically depressed working class North West coastal Cumbria). The upshot is that Whitehaven colliery was denied the go-ahead today, meaning the loss of 500 jobs in the mine and many more in the supply and distribution chain.

/ Finally, Lammy and Starmer flew to America today to see Biden and hopefully start WW3 by launching British long range missiles deep into Putin’s Russia.

This is apparently what Weird Stalin means by ‘treading lightly on our lives’ - by stomping heavily on our lives, destroying our economy, our way of life, our countryside, our piece of mind and cruelly crushing our aspirations. I suggest that this should now be the Starmer Labour Government’s main theme:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Monty Starmer’s Flying Circus Government, ‘treading lightly’ on the lives of the British people: