Elton to Elon:
Hey Rocket Man, it’s sad, so sad, it’s a sad sad situation
And it’s getting more and more absurd.
So when are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed off Twitter
I should have listened to Hunter's old man.
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This man's too old to be tweeting the blue
So goodbye Yellow Card road
Where the harms of the Covid jabs scream
You can't plant me in your fact house
I'm going back to my dreams
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again.
And all the science I don't understand
It's not my job to check the facts
Twitter ain't the place to grift no more
In fact it's hard as hell
To stop the truth from getting out
Like we did.
Elon to Elton:
It’s no sacrifice.
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