Elton: Goodbye Yellow Card Road

Elton to Elon:

Hey Rocket Man, it’s sad, so sad, it’s a sad sad situation

And it’s getting more and more absurd.

So when are you gonna come down?

When are you going to land?

I should have stayed off Twitter

I should have listened to Hunter's old man.

You know you can't hold me forever

I didn't sign up with you

I'm not a present for your friends to open

This man's too old to be tweeting the blue

So goodbye Yellow Card road

Where the harms of the Covid jabs scream

You can't plant me in your fact house

I'm going back to my dreams

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

'Til touchdown brings me 'round again.

And all the science I don't understand

It's not my job to check the facts

Twitter ain't the place to grift no more

In fact it's hard as hell

To stop the truth from getting out

Like we did.

Elon to Elton:

It’s no sacrifice.