Christmas Presents For Climate Deniers

I’ve just noticed a post by Paul Homewood and am inspired to contribute my own suggestions for T-shirts which you can give to that very special climate denier in your life this Christmas:

Personally, I would like some T-shirts with the following printed on them:

‘I drive a diesel . . . . so Just Sod Off’

‘I own a gas boiler . . . . so Just Sod Off’

‘I eat meat . . . . so Just Sod Off’

‘I’m a petrol head . . . . so Just Sod Off’

‘It’s just weather . . . . so Just Sod Off’

‘This shirt is made from oil . . . . so Just Sod Off’

You get the idea. The permutations are endless. Guaranteed to rile your local eco-nuts.