I’ve just noticed a post by Paul Homewood and am inspired to contribute my own suggestions for T-shirts which you can give to that very special climate denier in your life this Christmas:
Personally, I would like some T-shirts with the following printed on them:
‘I drive a diesel . . . . so Just Sod Off’
‘I own a gas boiler . . . . so Just Sod Off’
‘I eat meat . . . . so Just Sod Off’
‘I’m a petrol head . . . . so Just Sod Off’
‘It’s just weather . . . . so Just Sod Off’
‘This shirt is made from oil . . . . so Just Sod Off’
You get the idea. The permutations are endless. Guaranteed to rile your local eco-nuts.
Or, to confuse the faithful:
CO2+2H2O=(CHO2)+02+H2O
CO2 is here to stay
Plants absorb it every day
So please Net Zero
Go away