Chemtrailers' Day Off

I think I’ve managed to figure out the Chemtrailers’ work rota, in particular when they get days off. It seems to be when this happens:

On these occasions, winds fall light and drier continental air is drawn in over the UK, replacing the moist south westerlies.

This was the sky over Cumbria this morning. Shattering blue, 360 degrees, wall to wall. Not a single offending aircraft spray trail in sight. Line manager must have said to the Chem-Trailies: “Right lads. high pressure building tomorrow, take the day off.”

But occasional days off is not enough for Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene. She wants the entire nefarious global conspiracy to poison our skies to end right now.

I dunno, maybe it’s me, but some conspiracy theories seem just a little more credible than others and I’m not sure that reeling off a whole list of your favourites whilst objecting quite legitimately to one particular existential threat to the sovereignty of nations worldwide and the global imposition of fascistic ‘public health’ measures at the whim of an Ethiopian terrorist is a sensible thing to do.