Breaking: UK Government Responsible For Massive Power Outage In Spain And Portugal

It’s looking like nice sunny weather in Spain, aka ‘extreme weather’, aka a ‘rare atmospheric phenomenon’ caused the outage in the Iberian Peninsula, which has apparently spread even further across Europe now.

Basically, it looks like the glut of solar energy generation destabilised the grid due to very low inertia levels:

Just days ago, they were boasting about record solar generation in Spain:

But all this misses the point; it was Starmer’s fault. He obviously didn’t dim the sun enough over Spain, which is why solar overloaded the grid. They’ll try to blame Putin of course, but it’s the UK government’s fault, putting too much effort into blocking out the sun over the UK whilst leaving the poor Spanish to swelter in unbroken sunshine, which has now wrecked their grid. We’ll have to hand over Gibraltar as compensation.

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Look, no chemtrails!