Arla To Trial New Human Feed Additive

Exciting news. After the huge success of Bovaer, Arla have teamed up once again with the experts at DSM-Firmenich to rush to market a new methane reducing food additive for humans; vegans in particular, who are well known for saving the planet on the one hand by not eating meat or dairy, but by wrecking the atmosphere on the other hand after eating lentil curries.

But what is even more exciting is, when fed to politicians, billionaire philanthropists, corporate executives and corporate captured journalists, it has been found to drastically reduce their ability to gaslight the public, whilst also reducing the amount of hot air which they spout on a day to day basis. Just one teaspoon daily mixed into the breakfast bowl of cornflakes has been shown to reduce gaslighting by up to 50% and bullshit by up to 75% in some cases.

So we can all look forward to a cleaner, safer, less smelly world, with considerably less of this: